Avocado Drawing Ink

Brian de Palma and his horror masterpiece Carrie are not without their problems, but if you are 17 and find the idea of sanitary towels being hurled across a communal shower incredible; or cannot get enough of Piper Laurie calling breasts ‘dirty pillows’; it will imprint upon you in the best way. Perhaps you will take a red biro and squeeze its rubbery innards to write EVE WAS WEAK across your textbooks. Or rewatch the bit where Carrie’s mum dies, and it looks suspiciously like all her clitmasses are coming at once. Extraordinary, high camp.

16 years later, you make a batch of avocado ink with 23 avocado stones that has syrupy legs like extremely expensive red wine, and the word that trots around your head like a needy pony will be ‘menstrual’. This is that ink - put into dinky glass bottles so you can use it with a dip pen, brush or stick to make art or writing. Every purchase comes with a free mini-digi-print of Carrie’s moms.